This year we get to go to one Christmas party. One. Which is a bummer because I am huge fan of Christmas, and a huge fan of parties, therefore Christmas parties just render me catatonic with excitement. So when Tim's company decided to do away with the Christmas party this year, I was disheartened. But never fear, my awesome bosses came through for us, and tonight we celebrate!!! WooHoo!!
Now, pay attention, because I am going to give you the recipe for a foolproof Christmas party outfit. Ready?
1. Sequins. Lots and lots of sequins. They're like bling for your body.
2. Red lips. Just in case you and your honey find yourselves under the mistletoe.
3. Dolly Parton hair. I mean let your hair down, curl it, tease it, the bolder the better, you know what I mean?
BOOM, you are Christmas party ready, m'dear!
Have yourself some spiked eggnog, have yourself a crab canapé, have yourself some wine and laughter, but most of all, have yourself a merry little Christmas party!!!